You started your business with a mission. You’re not in business to blend in.
You’re doing work that matters—fulfilling a real need for real people.
But margins do matter...
And when you look at your website, your emails, your sales funnels—does your copy match the quality of your business? Or does it sound like everyone else?
The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency crafts strategic copy that converts, for mission-driven brands and companies who refuse to sellout. We turn your expertise into impact—without losing your soul in the process.
Three Reasons Your Marketing Isn't Converting... And What To Do About It
Problem 1: The Integrity Tax
Every “marketing expert” and “guru” wants you to hype, hustle, or manipulate. But you didn’t go into business to sell snake oil—or your soul.
→ Solution: Root your sales strategy in invitation, not coercion. Imagine G. K. Chesterton writing newspaper ads.
Problem 2: Invisible to the Right People
You built your business to serve your people, the ones who’d actually value your work… but you can’t seem to get in front of them.
→ Solution: You need copy engineered to pull your ideal clients and repel bad fits. (Yes, saying ‘no’ to some people is part of the strategy.)
Problem 3: AI Slop Design
Your brand is sophisticated, built by real people for real people. You’ve seen what AI generates: buzzword salads, boiled-chicken blandness, copy that could sell anything because it says nothing. Your brand deserves better.
→ Solution: Brand messaging custom-built with care. Copy written by a real person who’s taken the time to feel your mission and research your products.
Words That Work—For Brands With Purpose
Mission-focused business owners like you have two goals:
Grow your business.
Keep your soul.
We refuse to believe those contradict.
The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency crafts copy that serves both your margins and your mission. Here’s how:
Website Copy (Home pages, Sales pages, About Us pages)
Your site should reflect the caliber of your craft—and convert visitors into paying customers.
We write pages that do both through clear and compelling copy. No buzzwords, no technical jargon, no corporate cringe.
Email Marketing (Campaigns, Sequences, Newsletters)
We write emails that get opened, read, clicked on, and replied to—because they respect your reader’s intelligence and invite them into something worth their attention.
Lead Magnets & Landing Pages
Turn curious visitors into committed prospects. We build lead magnets and landing pages that move readers from “I’m interested” to “I’m in”—with integrity and efficiency.
Brand Messaging Guides
We help you discover your authentic voice and apply it comprehensively across all your marketing. No fluff. No buzzwords. Just clear marketing instructions for your entire business.
Every word we write for you has to pass two tests:
“Will this grow revenue?”
“Can we say this with a clear conscience?”
If the answer isn’t “yes” to both, we rewrite.
Written Truthfully. Certified Craft. Maximum Impact.
Certified Copywriting by the American Writers and Artists Institute (AWAI)
Boaz is trained in the best methods for generating revenue, and he uses them without compromising his conscience.
Proven Persuasion Across Disciplines
Boaz’ grant proposals have secured over $100,000 in funding. If he can persuade academic foundations with seven-figure budgets, he can persuade your customers to complete the sale.
PhD Precision for Commercial Success
Boaz has articles published by Oxford University Press, Cambridge University Press, and Elsevier. He’s taught medical ethics to teenagers, chemistry to special-needs students, and defended a dissertation in neuroscience. He explains the metaphysics of Aquinas, Nietzsche, and Plato to laypeople.
Translation: If Boaz can teach all these subjects to a huge range of audiences, he can craft you an offer that your audience can’t resist.
Integrity IS Good Business
We serve thoughtful Christians, mission-driven entrepreneurs, spiritually minded business owners, and brands who believe good work deserves good marketing. We’ll write you copy that will convert and let you sleep at night.
Ready to get started? Click the button below—or keep reading to learn more.
Let’s find out if we’re a good fit, for the price of two coffees
Here’s how to take the first step with us:
Step 1: Secure Your Spot—Book Your Discovery Call for Only $10
The button at the bottom of this page will take you through the booking process. First, you'll pay a $10 non-refundable commitment fee. This ensures we're both serious—you'll get our undivided strategic focus for 30 minutes.
Step 2: Tell Us About Your Business & Purpose
After your payment, you’ll continue to our intake questionnaire. 11 simple questions about your business. No preparation needed. You’ll tell us about your brand, your products, and your audience. We’ll review your answers, research your brand before the call, and show up prepared.
Step 3: Schedule a Time
Pick a time from our digital booking calendar that works for you.
Step 4: The Discovery Call
By the time we talk, Boaz will have already researched your brand, based on your responses. We’ll discuss things like:
What your marketing is missing.
What your ideal audience needs to hear (and what turns them away).
What kind of marketing support fits your brand best.
What You Gain:
30 minutes of focused clarity. Actionable insights you can work on even if we never work together. Clarity on the next step, whether that’s a partnership with us or a DIY roadmap.
Why a $10 Commitment Fee?
We charge a $10 non-refundable commitment fee to reserve your first call because clients who invest—even just $10—show up prepared and ready to take action. We want to work with brands who commit. If that’s you, then claim your spot with your spare coffee money.
Zero to One Thousand
We helped our family’s Florida pet sitting business bootstrap from absolute zero: no reputation, no referrals, no social media, no email list, no ad budget—just strategic marketing and honest work.
By partnering with us to perfect their brand messaging, service descriptions, email sequences, social media pages, and more, the monthly revenue went from zero to one thousand dollars per month within two months.
The lesson: Honest, purposeful marketing works—even for start-ups in “saturated” local markets. If we can bootstrap a family pet sitting business, we can sell your brand.
Your business is on a mission. Let’s make sure your words are as compelling as your work.
P.S. — The $10 discovery call commitment fee costs two coffees. But unlike coffee, this is an investment that could supercharge your business. Book your spot now.