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Welcome to The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency
A medieval scriptorium with internet access—run by a joint-PhD scholar and a blessed snake.
We transmute hard-won insights into published words that matter: flagship essays, certified editing, and copywriting that keeps its soul.
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First-Time Reader?
Let's get acquainted! Start here with this curated list of essays from our early years.
Great Work Deserves Great Writing
You've got something worth saying. We'll help you say it right.
Are you an author with a manuscript? Or a brand with a message?
Pick your path:
Our Threefold Commitment
Truth.
Flagship essays on theology, philosophy, culture, and the human condition. Rigorous enough for scholars. Readable enough for everyone. Always free.
Craft.
Certified editing from first draft to fine polish : developmental, line, and proofing : that honors the voice of each author.
Impact.
Copywriting that makes integrity profitable without losing your soul.
Our agency is a place for wisdom without pretension, insight that changes minds and hearts, and premium work that honors conscience and craft.
Our Latest Essays
The Serpentine Byzantines
Joint Dr. Boaz, the Human
Sweet Potato, the Ball Python
We're a small team consisting of a human and a snake.
Dr. Boaz has a Joint PhD in Healthcare Ethics and Theology. He lives a 2nd life as a professional dancer. During his teaching career, he was voted a citywide teacher of the year (in his first year, no less).
Sweet Potato is a male albino Ball Python. Born and raised in Florida, he's also traveled across the USA via roadtrips and even a flight! He's been blessed by a priest and once completed an entire Paschal Fast without eating a single meal.