A Summer Snake Adventure (in Mexico)

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I’m posting some memories from the summer. I could let FaceBook and Instagram turn my memories into filler content between ads, or I could add my memories to my website and keep them meaningful. It still feels weird publishing something that isn’t an intellectual essay, but there’s more to life than writing essays and I want my website to reflect that.

I visited Mexico in June! I was visiting my prima (cousin) Odette as she moved out of Mexico City and back to her hometown of Cancún. By the way, Odette is an amazing photographer and you can see her work HERE and HERE. The pictures in this post were taken by me, though.

CDMX (Mexico City)

My room was in the Colonia Nápoles neighborhood of Mexico City. There aren’t any zoning laws in Mexico City, so across the street from me was a convenience store and a Pre-K daycare. Besides the kids being loud in the mornings, it was really nice. I was only a few blocks from the (Mexican) World Trade Center, a local landmark.

Dr. Boaz Goss settles down in Mexico City | Orthodox Snake Travelogue
Dr. Boaz Goss visits the Mexican World Trade Center | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

On my first night we walked a few blocks to get street tacos al pastor. I sat beside this nice dog:

Dr. Boaz Goss meets a nice doggo | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

The next day, we visited Bosque de Chapultepec (Chapultepec Forest), the city park. There’s a castle within the park that everyone wants to visit - the line stretches out of the castle. We skipped that and instead saw a photo exhibit on Mexico’s native bats, and walked through some of the park’s monuments, like the Altar a la Patria (Altar to the Homeland).

Dr. Boaz Goss sees the Altar to the Homeland | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

Walking along one of the lakes, we stopped by a bookstore bistro. We intended to only do some window shopping, but then I found their philosophy/theology/Great Books section, which took up the entirety of a giant shelf that stretched up to the lofted ceiling. I spotted the Greek philosophers 7 feet above me. Then I got to thinking:

I teach at a Catholic school, so philosophy/theology is a required course. Hispanic students are our largest demographic served. A lot of my students back home need to read philosophy, but speak primarily Spanish, in the Mexican dialect. My school has Spanish Bibles that our students seem to understand, but it’s difficult to find Spanish translations of philosophy. My school has found a few translations, but these were written by Spaniards. Students keep telling us that Spain’s Spanish might as well be another language from the Mexican Spanish they know, so the “Spanish” philosophy books we’ve used weren’t helping anyone.

With all the above in mind, I asked an employee to grab the ladder and pull down a copy of Dialogos de Platon (Plato’s Dialogues). This edition has every dialogue Plato wrote, even the apocryphal ones. It’s a huge tome, and it became the bulkiest item in my luggage. Plato is the primary philosopher in my school’s theology curriculum, so for only $15 I made school much easier for my Spanish-speaking students.

Dr. Boaz Goss discovers Mexican Platonism | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

With Plato acquired, we walked another half mile to the Museo Nacional de Antropología (Mexico’s National Anthropology Museum). My cousin loves this place, and, if I had to guess, I’d say that’s due to the 3 following reasons:

1) It’s really more like 8 museums in 1

2) It’s an epicenter of national pride

3) There are a lot of snake artifacts

Here’s a cool summer travel challenge: go to the Museo Nacional de Antropología (a museum about humans) but only take pictures of the snakes:

Side mission 1: there’s an opossum somewhere in the museum. Take a picture of her too (if you can find her):

Dr. Boaz Goss finds the opossum | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

Side mission 2: Find the googly eyed knives. Take a picture to verify:

Dr. Boaz Goss greets googly eyed knives | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

If you 100% this challenge, including completion of the side missions, the merchant will sell you his secret item: a locally made axolotl plushie. Keeping this in your inventory give you +10 physical defense and +25 morale, making the end game grind to the final boss much easier:

Dr. Boaz Goss is rewarded with axolotl plushie | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

Here’s one fun fact about Mexican history: the Aztecs associated alcohol with rabbits, as seen by the alcohol pitcher below, sculpted into a fat rabbit. They called drunken ragers “the rage of 400 white rabbits”. I don’t know how you’re supposed to pour from this:

Dr. Boaz Goss meets drunk rabbit | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

San Juan Teotihuacán

We spent a day hiking through the ruins at Teotihuacán. The complex has 4 parts: the Sun Temple, the Moon Temple, the Serpent Temple, and the Avenue of the Dead. I went straight for the Serpent Temple.

Dr. Boaz Goss waits for show to start at serpent temple | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

We walked to the other temples but those aren’t open to the public, because the steps are too hazardous. The Serpent Temple was the only one with permitted stairs and those were still precarious (see below). If you trip and fall, you're gonna die.

Dr. Boaz Goss climbs big stairs | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

While walking up and back down the Avenue of the Dead, we found an exhausted bee crawling in the middle of the walking path. I rescued it, walked it over to a daisy well off the path, found a nice bloom and poured her some water. Don't worry, I have experience rescuing small critters.

Finally, on our way to the airport for our flight to Cancun, we found the Golden Beetle. It was in the house’s garden all along. He almost got stepped on by accident, but don’t worry, he’s not dead in this photo, we saved him.

Quintana Roo (Cancún & Holbox)

Cancún was originally a Mayan word, kàan kun, which means “nest of snakes”.

Cancún has been a snake haven since ancient times, but I didn’t see any snakes on that leg of the journey.

We did still see critters on our journey through Quintana Roo (the state that Cancún is in).

We went to Holbox and rented a beach hut for the afternoon. It came with a complimentary companion dog, named Morgan.

Dr. Boaz Goss rents a cabana from local dog entrepreneur | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

I know the dog’s name is Morgan because his name and face is on the sign. He owns his own small business.

Dr. Boaz Goss and the beach business dog | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

The beachside dinner came with a complimentary companion cat.

Dr. Boaz Goss and the friendly restaurant cat | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

The same restaurant’s bathroom came with a complimentary giant moth. This was the largest moth I’ve ever seen. I thought it was a fake gag when I first saw it.

Dr. Boaz Goss and the giant bathroom moth | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

In order to keep their business competitive, a hotel restaurant, following Morgan, also offered a complimentary dog companion, which we accepted.

Dr. Boaz Goss and the doggo companion | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

Returning to the Snakes Back Home

I had to leave Mexico early, since Hurricane Beryl was hitting landfall in a few days and was going to pass directly over Cancún. After I arrived back home, a friend of Odette’s sent me this photo for identification.

They saved this baby Central American Boa (Boa imperator AKA Boa constrictor) that had washed up from Beryl’s wind and rain. In my experience, Mexicans are much less afraid of reptiles than Americans are, so the friend was happy to shelter this baby from the storm and set her free once it passed.

Dr. Boaz Goss friendly baby Boa rescued from hurricane | The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency

I’ve actually pet-sat a couple of Central American Boas (AKA Boa Constrictors) named Java and Harlow. They are some of the sweetest creatures. Snakes have their own kind of virtue.

Now that I've met some Boa Constrictors in-person, I'm shocked at the popular perception of these creatures. We're taught to believe they're prehistoric killing machines. But the Boa Constrictors I've met have been friendlier towards me than a lot of cats and dogs.

Java, the younger male Boa, loved me. Whenever I changed out his water bowl, he'd scoot out of his cage, gently wrap around my wrist, and hang out with me for a while like a living bracelet.

The Orthodox Snake Country Rating

Here's our travel summary of Mexico:

Pros:

  • Lots of critters

  • Lots of culture

  • Some beer is cheaper than water

  • You don't need a car

  • You can exist in Mexico without spending a lot of money

  • Real Mexico is nothing like Mexico in the Sicario movies

Cons:

  • There is no A/C

  • There are 22 million people in Mexico City (not introvert-friendly)

  • The Sun wants to kill you

  • The mosquitoes want to kill you

  • You will learn to appreciate the United States Environmental Protection Agency

Overall, we give Mexico 2 beach dogs and 1 golden beetle on a pepper out of 5 snakes:

🏖️🐕🐕🪲🌶️/🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

☦️❤️🐍


Great writing doesn't come from a vacuum; it comes from a life fully lived. I'm the kind of person who hunts for Plato in a Mexico City bookstore then gives water to a bee, I bring this same 'whole person' energy to the page.

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~ Dr. Boaz


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Joint Dr. Boaz, the Human

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We're a small team comprising a human and a snake.

Joint Dr. Boaz has a Joint PhD in Healthcare Ethics and Theology. He lives a 2nd life as a professional dancer. He's also a parish cantor, visual artist, and gaming streamer.

Sweet Potato is a male albino Ball Python. Born and raised in Florida, he's also traveled across the USA via road trips and even a flight! He's been blessed by a priest and once completed an entire Paschal Fast without eating a single meal.


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