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We're an LLC Now (& Why That Matters To You)
The Announcement
It's Boaz' birthday today, so it's the perfect occasion for a big announcement.
On September 18th, 2025, our little website evolved into an official company: we're now The Orthodox Snake Writing Agency LLC. We've already nailed down the infrastructure that comes with formal operation: the articles of incorporation and business bank accounts are ready to go.
Why Incorporate Now?
Answer: because Boaz is committed to building The Orthodox Snake full-time. The Orthodox Snake can now be his primary work, where he pours his energy and attention. We're planning to build a cathedral of words, and it can't be built off 50%. We're making it real, so we're blessing it with a real business structure and a real roadmap.
What Does This Mean For You?
If you've been reading our essays, you can expect more—and more often. Boaz built this website on the side while he wrote his Joint PhD dissertation (2020-2023) and then taught 8 high school science classes (2023-2025). Now Boaz can give this project the dedication and energy it deserves.
We've been building a sustained intellectual mission despite Boaz' life of many turns from 2020 to 2025. Now we're entering a new era—one where this project gets the focus it deserves. The ideas we explore won't be casual hot-takes or commentary on the latest drama. Every essay we write will be part of a long body of work—one you can follow and watch unfold across years.
If you're a client—or you've been considering working with us—you now have something rare: the peace that comes from working with a business built to last. And our business builds prose that'll last for decades—more than just deliverables. We aren't a side hustle; Boaz isn't a gig worker. We're professionals, and we've taken the steps to back it up. Incorporation means we can professionally handle quotes, contracts, NDAs, and payment processors, all without friction for our clientele.
And for those of you just discovering us: Welcome! You're meeting us as we break ground for something we've carefully planned. Something we intend to last.
Your Invitation To Our Cathedral
Incorporation is one big milestone in our long-term plan. Expect another announcement about that plan soon—it's so big it deserves a dedicated post. For now, we simply want to mark this achievement on our permanent digital record.
Our work continues: Boaz is already a few weeks into a new essay we're submitting to a 2026 conference... and there are 61 more in the queue! If you'd like to follow along and get notified whenever an essay drops, join the Snake Squad—our free email list. Just reload this page and the pop-up will appear.
Our scriptorium is already built. Now we're working on our cathedral.
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Incorporation is our promise of permanence. We aren't going anywhere. We've built the structure to handle your biggest projects with professional rigor.
If you've been waiting for a sign that we're ready to handle your legacy work or your brand's ecosystem, this is it. Our foundation is set. Let's start building together. ⬇️
Comments are welcome. I read everything, but my charism is writing, not debate. So I respond selectively, only when conversation clearly serves truth and charity. If you don't receive a response, please don't take it personally. Time and energy are precious resources, and I steward them toward the essays themselves.
All comments go through moderation.
If you'd like to engage more substantively, consider writing your own response essay and contacting us through email or social media. I'd be honored to read it and potentially feature it as a guest essay.
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~ Dr. Boaz
The Serpentine Byzantines
Joint Dr. Boaz, the Human
Sweet Potato, the Ball Python
We're a small team comprising a human and a snake.
Joint Dr. Boaz has a Joint PhD in Healthcare Ethics and Theology. He lives a 2nd life as a professional dancer. He's also a parish cantor, visual artist, and gaming streamer.
Sweet Potato is a male albino Ball Python. Born and raised in Florida, he's also traveled across the USA via road trips and even a flight! He's been blessed by a priest and once completed an entire Paschal Fast without eating a single meal.